greymichaela:

Most of us had seen this before, so we were gathered mainly to be irreverent (yeah, like that’s out of the ordinary for us).

• Once again, I told everyone to brush their teeth. Martin complained. I told him he’d thank me when he didn’t have cavities. This kicked off some horror stories about teeth from half the room and I’m v sorry I’ll never do it again please stop
• We immediately got into an argument about how much Donnie weighed in this. Wikipedia said I was right and you guys can all suck it. 
• Martin says Donnie had terf bangs in this. I nearly banned him from the chat. He then amended it to “Spock bangs” only he spelled it “Spack”
• Spack and Kark, the interstellar home repair guys
• There was a lot of ass-whacking discourse, and also some arguing about whether white people’s noses swell when they come. I was part of it and I still don’t even know how it happened.
• “Laughs Britishly” is all you need to know about the villain
• @chirrutimwe-rogueone is a treasure and delight and provided us with several new pictures of Donnie in his underwear that we (or I, at least) hadn’t seen
• It’s confirmed that we have a cryptid among us—Alex isn’t on Tumblr, and yet found our Ragethirsts. I finally managed to drag out the truth—they’re a reader of my AO3 stuff and backtracked me that way. 
• “I don’t want your dad to punch me in the baby”
• And finally, a gift from @kaprosuchus, a recap of the best scene in the movie:

OMG the villainous british laugh and the recap is A++