Why are they wasting more time making films in the bayverse continuity when they could make a movie like it was written by Thundercracker
… You mean a movie with a complete clusterfuck for a plot and that focuses way too much on the humans?
Personally I suspect Thundercracker’s been writing all of them.
Partner: *cracking up* No, see, if they were written by Thundercracker the Decepticons would’ve won!
Me: Nah, TC’s all about those sad endings. Because they’re more Literary, you see.
If TC wrote it, there’d be a lot more pastded on awkward human romance.
….wait….
BY JOVE WATSON I THINK WE’VE CRACKED IT
GDFI THUNDERCRACKER
kinda explains why Starscream’s a drooling creepy Dorito, too