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do microwaves in other countries have different quick setting buttons? are american microwaves the standard? do people outside the u.s. have a potato button, is what i want to know.

Mexican here, we have potato button

I’m in Brazil and here we don’t have a potato button, we have a rice button.

I’m from the Netherlands and we have a potato button:)

In Scotland and we have a potato button but not on all microwaves just the nice ones.

In France I had a microwave with a chicken button and a breadloaf button

I’m from England and I didn’t know potato buttons were even a thing

Potato Button:

  • United States
  • Mexico
  • Canada
  • Netherlands
  • Posh Scotland

Rice Button:

  • Brazil

Breadloaf Button???:

  • France

No Dedicated Carbs Button:

  • England

okay i got sick of waiting for answers so i hopped onto some international versions of amazon and here is what i found:

  • australian amazon only sells books?? what the fuck
  • same for chinese amazon but that’s not as surprising
  • german microwaves have a potato button, but only when there are buttons. most of these things have dials. like… what. only weird fancy american microwaves have dials. also i saw a yogurt button.
  • indian microwaves seem to generally feature a ‘stuffed veg’ button instead of a potato-specific button. there is also a rice button. but do you know what else is standard. A GODDAMNED CHICKEN TANDOORI BUTTON. FUCK ME.
  • german and indian microwaves both had beverage buttons, which was not a surprise, but they also both had pizza buttons, which WAS a surprise. the indian microwaves called it a bread snack but it was clearly a picture of a pizza. why is the pizza button more universal than the potato button??
  • japanese microwaves have rice buttons and not potato buttons. no surprises there. the big surprise is that they also favor the dial. for that matter india had a lot of microwaves with dials, too. what gives. why the dials. where are your flat, easy to clean buttons.
  • according to italian amazon, in italian you call a kitchenaid stand mixer a “robot da cucina”. that is the cutest fucking thing i have ever heard. but back to microwaves. once again i’m seeing a lot of dials. you know these aren’t real ovens, right? why are you adjusting the strength so much. keep it on high and hit the one minute button. stop complicating things with dials. a lot of these are just rebranded german microwaves, so there is a potato button, and also a yogurt button.
  • see above for spain. y’all just have the same microwave. spain’s amazon is a lot less intuitive than every other country’s. i don’t know why. spanish amazon, please fix your menu system. it is wrong.

This concludes my fact-finding mission. Australia, why are your microwaves so mysterious.

I love the words “potato button”

I deeply admire the OP’s devotion to cross-cultural microwave studies and potato button data.

@poetskinnedperson

@robotslenderman, @intimidatethevoid do Australian microwaves have potato buttons? Do you use dials? Is there a vegemite button?

There are no potato buttons. There are no vegemite buttons because not even we are freaky enough to cook our vegemite. There are, however, both buttons and dials, but a lot of microwaves just have buttons.

We do not have special food buttons that I’ve seen. Closest I’ve seen is a “grill” button because when you live in a country that is often on fire fuck turning the oven on.

I can’t get past the yogurt button, WHY ARE YOU NUKING YOUR YOGURT

Russian here, A kind of microwave i have features no potato buttons, but it got Russian/French/Italian/Eastern cook ones XD

This is a SHARP microwave sold in Taiwan, it doesn’t have potato buttons but it has too many options imh (these types of hybrid microwaves are the most popular now)…

There are heat up options for 1. crispy food. 2. wet food. 3. steam heating. 4. milk/wine. 5. steam-heating for green vegetable. 6. steam-heating for root/stem vegetable. (the pic cropped no. 7) 8. pasta salad. 9. steam seafood. 10.
chawan. 11. boiled egg. 12. chicken.

Fried and roast options for 13. tariyaki chicken. 14. roast drum leg. 15. baked pasta. 16. hamburger stake. 17. meatload. 18. plain meat. (the pic cropped no. 19 to 32)

It can even bake bread:

33. sponge cake. 34. chiffon cake. 35. puff. 36. cookie. 37. bread roll. 38. french toast.

Speak of overkill…

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