Grace, Too Idea: Yoda meets Padawan Ventress as he drops in to visit Qui-Gon (who was having a chat with his sister-padawan), spouts something incoherent about her anger and the dark side, Ventress *loses her shit* and yells at him about basic manners, because she may be from a backwater planet, but at least she knows not to accuse people of being in danger of turning evil before even being introduced.
Dooku is standing in the doorway, witnessing the entire thing. Yoda leaves without saying a word, Dooku sinks down on the couch and hides his face in his hands. Asajj, terrified that she’s about to be kicked out of the Temple, discovers he’s actually laughing so hard he’s *crying.* “No one had told that troll off in about six hundred years, Padawan.”
I ADORE THIS.
PLEASE
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