moomkin92:

argent-gale:

THE SCENE THAT BUGGED ME MOST IN TLJ

Ok..so the general consenus is it was pretty cringy when Luke milked that Thala-siren.

What bothered me the most was that its teats resembled human breasts.

Just…no. Seals, walruses and whales have INTERNAL teats to maintain a streamline shape.

I see Elephant seal influences with our dear Thala

Even these massive blobs have internal teats:

You can barely see it. It just kinda pops out to feed the pup

See? No massive “udder” or breast.

And then the Thala…leered…at Rey.

Sorry, that whole scene really gave me an uncomfortable vibe. Seemed a bit gratuitous.

K. Rant over.

Oh god that was so awful. SOSOSOSOSOSO awful. Did we NEED to see that?!? Did we NEED to know Luke was still getting his calcium!?!?

WHY.

I mean, marine biology aside, it would be way better if the designer just give them saggy cow or dog breasts. But no, the Thala-iren tiddies looks like they have 5kg of silicon implant in each of them, they look so unnatural and it bothered me SO much