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lionmettled:

Trawling thru Twitter and I find this pic of Donnie Yen:

and I made a truly ugly noise of angry lust. How dare he look so good, how dare he look like he’s treating his lover to a spontaneous vacation by whisking them away on his yacht and as they cruise to his private island he’ll handfeed them fresh berries and keep their glass of expensive cognac from going empty and when they’re feeling relaxed and loose-limbed from the warmth of the sun and the alcohol he’ll slide around the table and [REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED]

And then I kept scrolling and saw these pics:

AND I MADE THE *UGLIEST* NOISE OF PURE INCANDESCENTLY FURIOUS AND DISGUSTED LUST

THIS MAN IS WEARING A MOTHERFUCKING LEOPARD PRINT TRACKSUIT LIKE SOME SORT OF SUBURBAN WHITE MOM WHO USED TO BE A HOT CHEERLEADER AND MARRIED HER HIGH SCHOOL JOCK BOYFRIEND AND THEN POPPED OUT 3 KIDS WHO THROW UNCONTROLLABLE TANTRUMS IN PUBLIC

AND YET I’M STILL VIOLENTLY ATTRACTED TO HIM

Cissy why didn’t you veto this

The duality of man has never been so perfectly captured

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