Calming heated shouting matches in the Senate with a wave of the hand and a “now now no need to shout I’m sure this can be settled with out all the name calling.”
Not needing to seem terrifying he’s got Vader for that.
During public appearances meeting with people to seem like “the galaxy’s grandfather” people would worry about their children being near him (im sure he’d be able to sense which children are force sensitive which would be useful for him)
Inviting people for tea before killing them, and then pretending not to know, and who would think such a pleasant old man would kill someone who he invited to tea “what a horrid thing to think of our dear Emperor”
This au would be of peak sneaky for Palps and I love it
“Oh, I’m afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive. Here. Have a cookie, young man, it will make you feel better.”
“You want this, don’t you?”
*pats plate of cookies on armrest of throne*
Luke turns around, bitterly looking out the window.
#NOW THIS IS AN AU I CAN GET BEHIND#Oh my God#Tarkin and Vader being lowkey wary of him#Because he pulls the#‘What do you mean you haven’t eaten yet??’#All the time#And they’re fucking sick of it#Literally#And no amount of him slipping a 20$ bill in their pockets and telling them to treat themselves#Will ever make up for his potroast#Glory to the Empire#Emperor DEWIT#The best AU
I NEED MOAR:
The Emperor has a hard candy dish on the arm rest of his throne. He lets Vader take all the bacta baths he wants. He makes sure it’s warm enough first though.
This would be the most evil Sith mind trick of all history lmao
A Force Sensitive Phasesixer 