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imagine a jedi master with 20 wives telling you you’re never allowed to fuck no wonder anakin went dark

when palpatine is tryin to manipulate anakin to the dark side instead of telling him about darth plagueis the wise he just should have said the sith are allowed to fuck

have you heard the tragedy of darth plagueis the babe magnet

he was my master who let me fuck. i killed him in his sleep when he passed out from exhaustion after one of his weekly orgies. ironic

Wait wait who had twenty wives what

this randy bastard

This is true. Ki-Adi’s people were supposed to have very low birth rates, so he specifically was allowed to marry.

Which makes the politics of everyone else not being allowed to marry all the shadier, because the Jedi definitely made exceptions to their attachment rules if you had the connections.

Ki-Adi Mundi also had the rank of master and a seat on the council.

The hypocrisy is… if their race is in danger of extinction, they could simply use his… sperm. It’s not like he’s living with his wives or having a functional family or whatever (not to mention the bad taste that is to have this, you know, 1 husband+multiple wives… harem thing). It’s just… bad taste.