Hux: Hello? Hello, is that Rey?
Rey: Uh, yes.
Hux: Rey the Scavenger?
Rey: It’s Rey the Jedi now, actually, but yes.
Hux: I have an offer to make you.
Rey: Oh, not again.
Hux: What?
Rey: What?
Hux: Can you hear me?
Rey: Yes, I can hear you, just get on with it.
Hux: Ah. Good. *clears throat* It is my great honour to inform you that you are, by right, the Supreme Leader of the First Order, and I hereby invite you to take up your position.
Rey: What?
Hux: I said, it is my great honour…
Rey: No, I heard you. I mean, what are you talking about?
Hux: Since you killed our previous legitimate Supreme Leader, Snoke, you are the legitimate claimant to the throne. I would be very grateful if you were to accept the position, as the current occupant of the throne is a raving fucking lunatic. I can arrange immediate transport from wherever you are.
Rey: I didn’t kill Snoke.
Hux: What?
Rey: Kylo Ren killed him. Did he tell you I did it?
Hux: Yes.
Rey: *snorts of laughter*
Hux: Well it’s fine for you to bloody well laugh, I have to live with this.
Rey: *more laughter*
Hux: GoodBYE.
A Force Sensitive Phasesixer 