this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in the twilight zone
An update if you will allow me, *ahem*.
It’s 2028, your significant other enters the kitchen to drop off something from the freezer downstairs while you are busy preparing some kickass nachos. They kiss you on the cheek and move to the sink to continue helping with the clean up before your guests arrive for your Harry Potter movie night. You can hear the dogs playing in the living room. You take a breath and smile at this beautiful life you’ve built for yourself, your heart is full.
It’s 2028, your qpp enters the kitchen to drop off something from the vegan whole grains store while you are busy preparing some cupcakes decorated with the ace flag. They platonically kiss you on the cheek and move to the sink to continue helping with the clean up before your guests arrive for your aroaesthetic aplatonic demiromantic awareness night. You can hear the kinnies loving kinnies in the living room. You take a breath and smile at this beautiful life you’ve built for yourself, your heart is full.
It’s 2028, your personal full size hatsune miku hologram enters the kitchen to take your life
It’s 2028, your truck transforms into Optimus Prime and knocks on your kitchen window while you are making a grill sandwich, your toaster turns into a Decepticons, yor cars are honking from the front yard, it’s Christmas Eve, and your heart is full
A Force Sensitive Phasesixer 