The Star Wars Expanded Universe is a strange and frightening place. From the short story Therefore I Am: The Tale of IG-88, by Kevin J. Anderson, you absolute madman. If I had to read this, then so do the rest of you.
Plot Summary: IG-88′s quest to kill all humans and fuck all robots is derailed by Darth Vader, the sexiest being he has ever seen. In the meantime, IG-88 murders all organics and pervs on all machines in his path, from probe droids to the entire automated planet of Mechis III.
I can’t believe ig-88 fucked droids and wanted to fuck Vader
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