just-another-star-wars-account:

Things I’ve learned/loved coming out of Solo

• Chewie has seen Han’s cock
• Lando is an Extra Bitch ™
• SJW droid
• Pure Han is best Han
• Chewie stays with Han, not because of a life debt but because he wants to 🙂
• Lando wants to bang a robot
• Lando could in fact BANG that robot if he put himself out there
• Said robot has considered banging Lando
• Star Wars: a V I E T N A M story
• Darth Maul is a CEO of a crime syndicate
• Human Vision is DADDY AF
• Lando has an entire fucking closet JUST FOR CAPES BECAUSE HES THAT BITCH
• Lando is so petty he cheats at Sabok
• Han is so petty that he will gladly embarrass Lando by beating him at Sabok
• Qi’ra would fuck Lando
• I would fuck Lando
• Everyone would fuck Lando
• Chewie can (and will) eat people
• Han speaks Wookie 🙂
• “What do you want” “Equal Rights”
• ScaredShitlessHan ™
• The ghost of a dead droid is what makes the location tracker on the Millennium Falcon so great
• Donald Glover
• Alden Ehrenreich is not the Han Solo we want but the Han Solo we need

THIS MOVIE IS BETTER THAN ITS LOOK GO GIVE IT A SHOT!!