jq37:
Humans start out at birth with milk white blood. The more crimes they commit, the darker their blood becomes. One day, you meet your soulmate. Skip a few years, and things are amazing… Until your soulmate trips, falls, and exposes black blood…
“Dude, I have not paid for music since 2006.”
“Oh yeah, I forgot that was a crime.”
“Me too, tbh.”
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