I love straight men
as a straight woman i can confirm this is how i greet all my female friends i just jam my tongue down their goddamn throat while i slow dance with them
I can also confirm that’s how female friends greet each other. However, there are minor cultural differences: in taiwan, females also greet each other by grabbing and rubbing each other’s breasts. In our culture, it’s a sign of hospitality and a wish for good health between female friends.

