egregiousderp:

blad-the-inhaler:

egregiousderp:

rockcandyshrike:

hauntedfalcon:

blad-the-inhaler:

thesovereignempress:

notbythehairofmyfinnyfinnfinn:

lol. i looked it up and

Th-this is real…?

Ok. Alright.

George Lucas nerds should still be satisfied because Disney took the only good idea George had – a young female Jedi in training convincing a disillusioned Luke to go fight after he went into exile because his nephew turned to the Dark – and used it.

Nobody has the right to complain ever again 😂

So Chirrut and Baze were guarding the Star Wars equivalent of a shrimp farm?

I am one with the sea monkeys and the sea monkeys are with me.

How in the world did people read “microbiotic” and get shrimp/sea monkeys out of that?

Microbiotics is like gut bacteria, so I suppose they were making yogurt. Or kombucha.

So…ironically the mer people would have been more canon than the canon, provided you made them extra small?

#qui-gon jinn talks to his fucken yogurt#and that yogurt taught him how to be a ghost  via @egregiousderp

I needed these tags recorded for posterity

@blad-the-inhaler

Listen, man.

The day I let people forget the Jedi canonically thought ghosts were fake until yoda started “hallucinating” because Qui-Gon showed up to call him a bitch is the day I die.

The Chosen One is coming, y’all, and he’s bringing probiotics.

The Force is E. coli

And midichlorians is pretty much Plasmodium in pace…