Clones answering comms in any way but how they’re supposed to
- “Lightsaber repair squad! How may we assist you?”
- “This is Torrent Company, masters of illegally downloading mp3 files. What song do you want?”
- *barking*
- “Captain Rex’s Boyfriend’s House” (this one got banned p quickly)
- “Is this Rex?” / (definitely Rex) “No, this is Tex. Would you like to leave a message?”
- “You’ve reached the Separatist Army.”
- “This is Brother’s Diner, where the food isn’t good but our faces are.”
- “404 Error: Not Found”
- “Is this the 501st?” / “No, this is Hardcase.”
[ terrible imitation of yoda’s voice ] ‘ the jedi council this is, hmm? ‘
‘wait, you’re asking if we’re the 501st? i thought YOU were the 501st! this is the 422nd, someone fucked up’
[ just hardcase playing the vode an on a kazoo ]
[flatly] ‘fuck you want.’
- “This is Brothers Pizza.”
- *fake battle noises made by no less than three other clones* “sir!! I can’t get through! They’re jamming our signals!!”
- *ads for “special clone-specific services ;)” that sounds vaguely like bad phone sex*
- *wheezing* *choking* “Oh my god he’s dead”
The classic “making sex noises and scandalous moans”
“H-Hewwo?”
“Leave your message after the beep” *clone saying ‘beeeep’*
“Congratulations, you are our 501st caller, take your prize!”
A Force Sensitive Phasesixer 