teal-mafioso:

We’re all forgetting the best/worst thing that comes with “owning” a thing/pet that we can customize/accessorize:

full-on Crazy Pet Lady stylizations amongst the richfolk, but with Androids!

Marrying your androids

to each other.

• making your Android marry the lovely neighbor’s android!
• fake android wedding parties, with cakes and everything.
• going total Sims style on how their “life” goes, make-up stories.
  “oh no, my android hasnt talked with Miss Cranky’s android over the fence today! they must be hating each other!” “Don, here is this plastic toy baby, this is your child now”

Android dressup, but the extravagant pet costume type.

• wanky out of place glasses, hats, ties, props.
• wigs, especially neon colour ones!
• embarrassing / cutesy / horribly designed full body costumes!
  (omg now that im thinking about it, wouldnt this be a thing as well for those family owned car dealer shops? jerry-s in clown costumes trying to bring in more customers? jesus christ..)

Bonus if the Androids become deviant thanks to these things.

And if they are one of those “married to each other” androids, if they keep hanging out / end up totally despising each other due to their misfit personalities.

OMG and crazy android cosplay contest… they don’t feel hot wearing full armor in 40C nor feel cold wearing metal bikini in 0C