Watching Passion of the Christ is canonically the reason Eddie broke up with his symbiote (I can’t even). So remember kids, just say no to Jesus torture porn.
Someone needs to slap Eddie for talking about his beloved life partner that way.
Mister auctioneer, it’s okay. You don’t have to hide behind talk of symbiosis, you can just say they’re in love.
Soooooo this is canon:
Jim Caviezel
is too hot for Eddie Brock’s disaster bi ass to handle and he’s having a crisis and cancer.
A Force Sensitive Phasesixer 