
That’s not something the Jedi would teach you
Donald Crates: “Yeah I mean, despite what the last writer said, Venom isn’t ACTUALLY about love. It’s really just abusive and a metaphor for addiction.”
Sony: “Anyway here’s a Venom trailer cut as a Rom com.”
holy shit they did it
can you believe Sony just embraced all the monsterfuckers omg
Cletus Kasady in the end credit scene: I could talk about the Dadaist patterns of arterial spray.
Eddie Brock, who just that morning had three human traffickers for breakfast: Wow. Could you? Hardcore.
Eddie, who knows exactly what a human heart tastes like and is slowly coming around to the taste: Dang dude, I’ve never been so scared.

I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!
tag this post with your first result you get when you type will
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They could’ve done so much more with Flash ghost. FLASH GHOST! Bangs my hands on this table until I DIE
edit: now with bonus epilogue doodle
words by @chloerozo
They could’ve done so much more with Flash ghost. FLASH GHOST! Bangs my hands on this table until I DIE
COULD YOU NOT DOING THIS TO ME WHILE I’M LITERALLY HAVING LUNCH? I HAVE TEARS IN MY NOODLES!!