deluxetrashqueen:

Donald Crates: “Yeah I mean, despite what the last writer said, Venom isn’t ACTUALLY about love. It’s really just abusive and a metaphor for addiction.”

Sony: “Anyway here’s a Venom trailer cut as a Rom com.” 

darkeecofreak:

iamnmbr3:

Cletus Kasady in the end credit scene: I could talk about the Dadaist patterns of arterial spray.

Eddie Brock, who just that morning had three human traffickers for breakfast: Wow. Could you? Hardcore. 

Eddie, who knows exactly what a human heart tastes like and is slowly coming around to the taste: Dang dude, I’ve never been so scared.

ameriscare:

businesshag:

I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!

tag this post with your first result you get when you type will