so i know it’s not the mcu, but if it WERE:

wildehacked:

Annie and Dan are visiting his parents back East when the aliens hit New York, and then all the flights are canceled and the catsitter they hired doesn’t have any extra openings, so it’s Eddie to the rescue. 

There’s some kind of irony in Anne finally trusting him to feed the cat a year after ending their engagement. He’s walking up the hill to their apartment, Annie on the phone telling him the system Dan uses for watering his plants, because of course Dan has a system, when Venom starts freaking out hard. 

EDDIE, he says, so urgently that Eddie almost drops the phone. Eddie, something is wrong.

“What?” Eddie asks, looking reflexively around them–it can’t be Carnage again, unless–? But the street is quiet. The nearest person is an old woman pushing her bubbe cart.

“Eddie?” Anne asks, distant. “Everything okay?”

Something is very wrong, Venom repeats, and he sounds nearly distraught. He lurches sideways in Eddie’s chest, and Eddie does drop the phone this time.

“Whoa, whoa,” Eddie says, “What’s wrong?”

Instead of responding, Venom abruptly manifests, taking control of their body and scaring the pants off of the rest of the street.

“Jesus, V, what the hell,” Eddie says–or tries to say. He suddenly feels it too: something indefinable but essential is–wrong, and getting wronger.

“No,” Venom snarls out loud to the street, where the old woman–jesus christ. Where the old woman has just collapsed into dust, leaving nothing behind but her cart and her purse. A car slams into a lamppost, the driver’s seat suddenly empty. Someone is screaming, and they aren’t even screaming at them. “I said no.

Oh, Eddie thinks, as a passenger tries to escape from the car’s backseat, and crumbles into nothing as soon as she reaches the pavement. Oh, that’s what’s happening to us.

“It is not.” Venom is surrounding him, is in him, deep as they always are, close enough that no one could tell the difference. Eddie can feel Venom repairing him, hanging onto his brain and his heart and feverishly binding atoms together that want to fall apart, and he can feel that it isn’t going to work, that not even us can stand against the unyielding pull of entropy.

I love you, V, Eddie thinks, fierce as he can.

“Don’t leave me,” Venom orders, frantic, hanging on as hard as they can, with every part of themselves. Eddie’s lost his view of the street, and he doesn’t know if it’s because he’s lost his eyes, or because Venom is shielding him from whatever there is to see, if the last thing he’ll see is that familiar blackness. “Don’t leave me alone, Eddie.”

Eddie tries his best to project gratitude with the last shreds of himself he can reach. He hopes Venom knows how much his life was changed, how much he wants––

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I cried then I laughed. Good job.

I read Venom: Dark Origin and I hate it.

It totally erased Eddie Brock’s more complex personality, and made him a complete jerk and downright creepy person. The most interesting thing about 90′s Venom is
the conflict of them being able to do something bad but also something good. He genuinly cared about the homeless underground people and went through great effort protecting them from coporation; but you can’t deny the fact that he killed several guards the few times he was put in The Vault because that’s a necesarry sacrifise to them, and how he blames Spiderman for his own down-fall, which is a character flaw they shold focus on.

But in Dark Origin, he was re-written into this cowardly manipulative hypocrite who fakes everything and never cares about other people, only their attention, which is simply not true if they payed attention to any of the older Venom story. It’s just “let’s make this villain terrible and unsympathetic” for the sake of making another “psychopath”.

Also, I simply don’t buy that Eddie is manupulative and a creep to women as written in Dark Origin (faking his living address to bring a girl to a shady ally and it’s hinted that he’s going to do something creepy but some thugs interrupt him). In Sinner Takes All and Along Came A Spider, he was protective to Ann but he was never being pushy or intimidating. He plead Ann to be back to him but when Ann understanbly refused because of the symbiote, he simply let her go because he knew he fucked up. Even in The Madness, and let me tell you, that miniseries is downright creepy and has some really uncomfortable scenes (because of other non-symbiote weird alien parasites that literally drives ppl crazy, ugh), but in the end, when the love interest said she doesn’t want to have an “intimate” relationship with Eddie, he accept it and they are still friends and acting normally in the other stories.

Why would Dark Origin completely missed all these and wrote an anti-hero with zero (0) previously well established good and bad character traits? Even the movie Venom, it basically retcon the whole comic background, but it still got Eddie Brock’s essential character: he cares, but he doesn’t think too deep about consequences, and he doesn’t like to admit mistakes.

TL;DR

Dark Origin is terrible retcon of Eddie Brock. Don’t touch it if you like the 90′s canon more.

Spectacular Spiderman Vol. 2: The Hunger (the inferior one)

Did I miss something again? Because WHY IN THE NAME OF KNULL can the symbiote suddenly “talk”???? What happened between 2000 and 2003?????

Did the writer tying to retcon the whole thing? By making everything Dark

and Gritty

and Edgy

? And the Symbiote suddenly Evil

?

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It’s so jarring reading this right after the 90′s stuffs. Feel almost like reading some Venom kink prompt fill.

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And the whole cancer stuffs is… am I watching a Korean Drama TV show? (it’s a overused trope in those shows) Can’t the symbiote simply take care of the cancer cells? It’s established that they can cure human, they can simply eat the tumor cells so I don’t get what’s the big deal here.

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I guess we’re supposed to sympathize with Eddie and think the symbiote as an evil being? But thanks I’ll see this as canon-fanfiction which means I’ll ignore it’s existence.

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