apprenticenanoswarm:

sym: doing the best I can, eddie. maybe if *someone* took better care of our body

eddie: dear, we’ve had this conversation

sym: maybe if *someone* didn’t always *assume* that i’m in the mood to clean up his shit

eddie: not the time, darling

sym: we need to talk eddie. marriage is a conversation eddie.

eddie: we’ll talk. when there’s more blood on the inside of our body than the outside, we’ll talk. I promise, my love.

sym: fine. alright. fine.

eddie: aaah, that’s better. much better. thank you, dar…hmm. darling, my kidneys don’t seem to have reformed?

sym: you get those back when we’ve talked.