Snowman (2014)

I watched the notorious Snowman today. I think I died a little (not in a good way)

This movie is a bad comedy so terrible that I actually lol-ed for how cringe-worthy it is. I have no idea what’s wrong with the writer of this film, because they apparently managed to shove the holy trinity of bad pee/fart/poop jokes in one movie but totally forgot to move the actual plot which is “wronged ancient royal assassian accidentally being sent to the modern world, trying to figure things out while chased by old enemy”.

The movie also tried too hard to sell the (very bad) 3D effect (which was trendy back than). As a result, it made the final fight look fake and unimpressive, which is a huge failure considering they hired Donnie Yen to, you know, actually fight.