Today’s KoTOR: Light/Dark sides are shit

• +1 to dark side, +1 to light side. What does that supposed to mean?

• My Mandalorian boy is hardcore. He blew himself up so that he can play dead and get up later to bust everyone out of the Sith prison.

• HK-47 is distressed that his true master doesn’t enjoy killing meatbags anymore… yet.

• But HK-47 is still a protective murder bot. I love him.

It’s so much fun to be able to unlock HK’s memory, I was unable to do that last time. He has such a blood thirsty history lmao

Kotor second playthrough:

I finished all the side quest in Taris. Turned out the most difficult one is the card game one because the programme is a fucking cheat.

I decided to choose the dialogue according to what I would most likely do. Threatened the shop owner for lower price, mouth off a few people to get dark points (even though I think I should get a light point for telling a Sith to eat shit). Helped a woman paid her bounty because she sliced a sexist pig so good job, lady, you deserve some free time before the Sith blow this place up.

Kind of glad that the undercity people got to go to a potentially safe place because of the side quest.

Today’s Kotor trip: yay I got the romance subplot

• Ok, I know the Jedi Order can be annoying, but the Sith are just a bunch of gaping assholes (in this game at least), why would anyone want to join them? Hm? Bastila?
• Revan is sass.

• Love confession on a white beach in front of the whole gang, Carth is such a romantic

• There’re children here!

• Malak fight summary: (flurry->flurry->medpack->flurry->heal)*repeat

I mean, there’s no way I can use my actual controlling skill to fight Malak so it’s not that fun really…

• Duh, what a suprise

• Yay look at my new found family! Who would want to join the Dark Side when you can just chill and have fun here

• What a shame you can’t keep your items after playthrough. Every play is a fresh start. I am going to play again and do a proper build for my character.

KotOR diary: That’s a huge plot twist!

So many Sith nonsense…

I don’t want to use my feminine wiles on you, die.

Stealth? What stealth? I’ll just kill everyone on this ship to rescue my girl.

Nice underwear.

Turned out I am Revvan, huh? Wow.

So, let me see: My apprentice is a coward and a dick; the Jedi are liars and jerks; At least I’ve got Carth, the guy is the only decent person here.

I am legit upset in this section. Malak I can get, because he’s just a brainless asshole (I don’t know his brain is in his jaw). But how come the Jedi council think it’s a good idea? Anyone would feel betrayed after this reveal, I hope there’s an dialogue option that goes “I should get rid of you all” not you Carth

Hey, but on the bright side, I think I’ve unlocked the romance route with Carth. He said he loves me and want to have a future with me and a said yes. In the middle of the wookie forest of all places lmao.

Speak of wookie, wow, WTF, slavers. Since I was still angry, I pretty much gave up talking to the slavers and go for the kills.

If only they knew I am the (former) Sith Lord…

He really, really likes a good warrior.

This looks like a good place for our honeymoon…

KotOR: The Sith Empire? More like The Thug Empire. Everyone acts like a jerk and/or an idiot in there. No wonder it’s so easy to be on the dark side in it. I want to punch everyone I’ve met there.

Today’s KotOR: water, water everywhere

Why every game around that era has an underwater stage? At least this one doesn’t have oxygen countdown gauge like MGS2…

Look at my murder boys getting along with those cute frogs I’m sure they have killed a few of them

I wish I could have had taken two slaves with me when I was in college the Sith academy has loose rules about personal service lmao. Looks like the three of us have to sleep on that tiny bed. The Sith academy dorm doesn’t have door for the student room. Don’t they know what privacy is? I guess not. Because the Sith are evil.

I saved Carth’s son. Yay. And I smell potential drama?

Steadily remaining on the neutral side of the Force. Good.

PS: Also, I choose a female soldier as my character, but I think I’m starting to see some dialogue options that look like I am flirting with the women? But not the men? Hm, interesting.

Today’s KotOR: Tatooine adventure

I threatened the shop owner to cut the price for HK-47 half because I am poor.

Gained a dark side point. No regret on this one.

HK-47 is a murderous bot love him.

Carth apologized for his bad attitude, I think we are warming up to each other.

There’re… frogs on my ship wtf.

I take Carth and Canderous with my whenever possible. My boys provide me long range fire support while I slash ppl with lightsaber.

Found a short lightsaber from a sith dude I killed that will work nicely as my off hand weapon.

I think I’m going to wield two light sabers. Will I find better one than the main one I made in the Jedi temple?

WTF I gained a dark side point just because a dude was being a jerk?! I didn’t even threaten to kill him or anything. He just… ran away.

A Twi’lek dude trying to give me a datapad. We have scam like this here in my country. They will give you something that looks like it’s free and if you didn’t pay attention or take that thing, they will force-sell you the thing. Not gonna fell for that on Tatooine.

Kind of feel bad for the sand people… oh well… the quest and the kill is inevitable so there’s no way around it.

They reuse the dream/vision sequence again and again. Can we change a sleep position or something?