*checking Kotor side quest guide for second walkthrough*
>>Who likes Carth anyway?
I like him *force lightening*
標籤: kotor
the reason no one in the game uses the same pronouns for revan twice is they’re nonbinary, i don’t make the rules
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Today’s Kotor trip: yay I got the romance subplot
- Ok, I know the Jedi Order can be annoying, but the Sith are just a bunch of gaping assholes (in this game at least), why would anyone want to join them? Hm? Bastila?
- Revan is sass.
- Love confession on a white beach in front of the whole gang, Carth is such a romantic
- There’re children here!
- Malak fight summary: (flurry->flurry->medpack->flurry->heal)*repeat
I mean, there’s no way I can use my actual controlling skill to fight Malak so it’s not that fun really…
- Duh, what a suprise
- Yay look at my new found family! Who would want to join the Dark Side when you can just chill and have fun here
- What a shame you can’t keep your items after playthrough. Every play is a fresh start. I am going to play again and do a proper build for my character.
Knights of the Old Republic: A Summary
Bastila: I don’t understand why you’re so angry at the Jedi
Revan: let’s review, shall we?
Revan: you took me prisoner, brainwashed me, then sent me halfway across the galaxy running errands
Bastila: yeah, I guess it does sound pretty bad when you put it that way
Revan: I am entitled to this
KOTOR+ Carrie Fisher tweets
Sometimes a family is a droid, three jedi, a republic soldier, a mandalorian mercenary, a Wookiee, a twi’lek kid, an assassin droid, and an amnesiac sith lord
why Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic is the best game;
- you can literally make your character either gender, as sassy as you want, nice, evil, and ask literally everyone for money, all while actually being extremely oblivious to everything
- mission vao
- hk-47 is literally the best companion to ever come out of a bioware game
- you spend 1/5 of the game beating a gang up and literally just trying to find an engine for your swoopracer so you can save your friend/gf bastila
- did i mention mission vao, the coolest 14 year old twi’lek you will ever encounter
- literally the old republic, non of the skywalker™ bullshit for you
- so much story and characters to love
- literally the first thing in star wars to have a canon lesbian
- shes a cat babe too and so sweet and tragic too
- you get a wookie friend too
- you spend 30 minutes talking to a child on your ship who speaks mandalorian, trying to learn her language while an actual mandalorian is less than 10 meters away from you
- darth revan is a fucking babe and the original cool sith lord and first bro to wear a mask and hood (fuck you kylo ren)
- ????
- literaly so good go buy it it wont cost you anymore than 10 dollars on steam and literally any computer can run it its from 2002
that is all go buy it
ok but REVAN, lady REVAN
KotOR diary: That’s a huge plot twist!
So many Sith nonsense…
I don’t want to use my feminine wiles on you, die.
Stealth? What stealth? I’ll just kill everyone on this ship to rescue my girl.
Nice underwear.
Turned out I am Revvan, huh? Wow.
So, let me see: My apprentice is a coward and a dick; the Jedi are liars and jerks; At least I’ve got Carth, the guy is the only decent person here.
I am legit upset in this section. Malak I can get, because he’s just a brainless asshole (I don’t know his brain is in his jaw). But how come the Jedi council think it’s a good idea? Anyone would feel betrayed after this reveal, I hope there’s an dialogue option that goes “I should get rid of you all” not you Carth
Hey, but on the bright side, I think I’ve unlocked the romance route with Carth. He said he loves me and want to have a future with me and a said yes. In the middle of the wookie forest of all places lmao.
Speak of wookie, wow, WTF, slavers. Since I was still angry, I pretty much gave up talking to the slavers and go for the kills.
If only they knew I am the (former) Sith Lord…
He really, really likes a good warrior.
This looks like a good place for our honeymoon…
A Force Sensitive Phasesixer 