It literally didn’t even cross Eli’s mind to mistranslate for Thrawn and screw him over. I love this innocent lil Space Texan and will guard him with my life.
Eli “this Chiss is ruining my life and everything I’ve dreamed for and everything I’ve worked for but why should I screw him over?” Vanto
Eli “I thought about abandoning him for 0.2 seconds and OMG I’m a fucking terrible person, what did I do, I’ll there for you my blue buddy!” Vanto
Eli “let’s not teach this alien who derailed my career path an impolite slang word” Vanto
Eli “I ruined my own chances at career advancement rather than screw over my annoyingly charming alien superior officer” Vanto.
I’m crying, you two made my post so much better/cuter 😭😭😭
Eli “I’ll shield this Chiss from the true reason my parents were so quick to leave our graduation" Vanto
Eli “I can’t let him know that I chose him over my parents, because it would make him feel guilty and it’s not his fault my parents are being xenophobic grumps,” Vanto
Eli “this Chiss is about to be a hopeless outcast and drag me down with him but why would I abandon him when he expressly says it’d be a good tactic for me” Vanto
Eli “this Chiss told me to pretend I hated him so that I wouldn’t get attacked by the other cadets and even though I’m not happy with being here, I won’t let him suffer alone” Vanto
Eli “I’ll tell a powerful politician to screw off and tank my own career before I’ll let anyone mess with my Chiss” Vanto.
God bless this thread 😂💖💖💖💖💖💖
Eli “I’ll turn down every promotion and remain your aide-de-camp forever even though it really grates me on the inside” Vanto.
Eli “I’ll tell my roommate he has to report four incidents with the other cadets to the commandant but I’ve been getting picked on a lot more but I won’t even mention it” Vanto
A Force Sensitive Phasesixer 