land-of-brains-and-chocolate:

thegirlnamedcove:

land-of-brains-and-chocolate:

the ultimate nature vs. nurture, unstoppable force meets immovable object scenario is eddie’s shameless monster-loving ways vs. eddie’s catholic upbringing

I hear what you’re saying, but I raise you the Pope’s official statement on aliens.

Who are we to close doors?  (source and full quote/context)

Now, did the Pope actually mean monsterfucking? No. But the Pope doesn’t like birth control either and the vast majority of Catholics are like, “But my case is different, I have a good reason.” You can bet Eddie has some good Catholic Bargaining Skills.

true but for catholic comic eddie this would’ve happened in the nineties with no statement on alien baptism and no internet to help him. i am imagining him sitting up in bed with the most forlorn goo draped around his shoulders as he feverishly rifles through the bible. “eddiiieee” “just- just ONE SECOND i WILL make this work”