THE Kalluzeb fanzine hosted by the amazing @jun-c!!!!!! Thank you for making this dream-come-true fanbook, it’s a honor to be able to participate in it.
Right before the Dragon Boat Festival too so I have something great to read during the holiday >3333
THE JEDI ORDER IS FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE GALAXY
“The Jedi Order has resorted to sending a council member to spy on me. Sad!” – @realSheevSPalpatine
All Your Echo Base Are Belong To Us
want to feel old? this is obi-wan kenobi now.
Hello Naughty Younglings It’s Murder Time
if you can’t handle me at my in pieces exposed wires C-3PO, then you don’t deserve me at my shined and fresh out the oil bath C-3PO.
does Luke Skywalker is gay?
Me: so what do you think about the rebellion?
Date: Im actually a huge supporter of the Empire. Theyre pushing this galaxy in the right direction.
Me, shoving nutrient packs into my purse: sorry my uncle Fulcrum called I have to go-
midichlorians are the power house of the jedi
Jedi will travel across the galaxy to Jedha just to get kyber crystals for their lightsabers
They crave that mineral
get you a man who can do both
my name is Luk and wen its nite R2 run off Sand Ppl fite Old Ben find me then I run hom Owen and Beru now smoky bonz
“average sith lord have 3 lightsabers” factoid actualy just statistical error. average sith lord have 1 lightsaber. General Grievous, who lives in castle & loots over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
some people???????execute order 66?????????? to cope????????????
I love my stormtroopers. The way they just [clenches fist] o shit o no–
A Force Sensitive Phasesixer 